when im going nuts

this is what im doing when i get bored

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You: shia im sorry im late

Stranger: its ok dont worry

Stranger: you havnt missed anything

You: do you angry with me?

Stranger: not at all its cool

Stranger: i got you somez cake

You: oh thanks god

Stranger: its ok

You: really? oh youre so sweet

You: wheres the cake babe?

Stranger: its chocolate chocolate cake with chocolate bits

You: oh my god, you always know what i like

Stranger: well i do try :)

You: is your hand still hurt babe?

Stranger: a little yeah but its ok, not as bad as yesterday :)

Stranger: hows your toe?

You: good to hear that

You: its fine, dont worry

Stranger: good
thats was a big dog

You: yeah, thanks for saving me

Stranger: its ok
dont waanna see you get hurt

Stranger: hows the cake?

Stranger: it was the last piece

Stranger: ;0

You: feel so good

Stranger: *:)

You: why you are not eating it?

Stranger: YOU HAD THE LAST PIECE

Stranger: but its ok :)

You: hahaha, oops

You: my bad

Stranger: no worries chichi

You: chichi?

You: who is chichi?

Stranger: yeah remember last week. . .
that snake called you chichi
so thats your nick name now :)
remember ?

You: your other girlfriend?

Stranger: dont be silly :)

You: om my god, i think i got headche

You: sorry, im forget

Stranger: OH NOZ
ill kiss it better

Stranger: *

Stranger: thats any better?

You: great

Stranger: :)

Stranger: ohhh its starting :)

You: are you not working today?

Stranger: not toady mr casper gave me the day of for bad behaviour

You: wew, thats good for me

You: so i can spend my time with you

Stranger: thats what i thought :)

Stranger: just me and you

You: yeah, but do not forget bout the dog

You: or he'll bite us again

Stranger: hes ok the old lady on the street said shell keep an eye on him :)

You: good to know then

You: shall we go?

Stranger: yeah thats get outta here
the band are shit

You: yeah, so where are we going next?

Stranger: magic toilets?

You: what is that babe?

You: i never heard about it?

Stranger: you go there and make a wish and kiss then your wish comes true :)

You: KISS THE SHIT?!

You: no i dont want to, i better kiss you shia

Stranger: no eachother :P

Stranger: bha1

You: oh thanks got, not kissing the shit

Stranger: but . .you have to kiss eachothers bums. . .

You: *god

Stranger: i know

Stranger: we can go somewhere else if you want?

You: well you decide

Stranger: lets go :)

Stranger: make a wish :)

You: i am wishing now

Stranger: me too :)

You: what is your wish?

Stranger: that it wazz just you and me . .

Stranger: whatz about chichi?

You: oh my god, i am too

Stranger: :)

Stranger: *pop*

You: by the way, why the snake call me chichi?

Stranger: it came tRUE :)

Stranger: i dont know

Stranger: he just slitherd over and said

Stranger: hay chichi :S

Stranger: AH!!

You: oh, thats weird

Stranger: i know right :)

You: hey, dont you wanna meet my arents?

You: *parents

Stranger: id love too :)

Stranger: lets fly there now?

You: alright, have you a private jet?

Stranger: i doooz

You: thats good

Stranger: itz pink though

You: oh my god, why you change the color?

Stranger: i didnt the snkae did :(

You: bad snake

You: ckck

Stranger: hey

Stranger: wanna kiss?

You: with you?

Stranger: yep

You: or the snake?

Stranger: me :)

You: apasih yang engga buat shia labeouf

You: okay

Stranger: *kisses pationatly on the lips*

You: lol, will megan angry with me?

You: because i kiss you

Stranger: i dont mind
your more important

You: i love to hear that

Stranger: i hits my head and forgot
whats your age babe?

Stranger: im really sorry

Stranger: it was the snake

You: oh shia, im freshly 17

You: and you 23 right?

Stranger: i went back in timez
im 18 :)

You: or im wrong? the snake stole my memory

You: oh yeah, i remember it

(ehem sorry gue cut disini, yang ini udah lulus sensor lol)

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hem kalo ni conversation dibikin filem , filemnya shia labeouf yang manapun kalah dah hahahahaha

maaf ya kalo susunan katanya ngga bener, yang penting lu ngerti lah maksudnya apa